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Naked Black Woman

“Urrm control” comes the call from Clothes-R-Us

“Go ahead”

“We have got an IC3 female in store, she seems quite angry and is shouting at people… And… Well… She’s a bit naked”

Now this is always rather unexpected especially at just before 5pm on a Thursday. People in Smalltown may be odd, but not so much so as to go clothes shopping in the altogether. Of course the clue is in the shouting bit. Also exactly how naked is “a bit”

Oddly enough several security guards are chomping at the bit to go and “assist” Clothes-R-Us with their textile deficient problem. They soon regret it as I soon get the distinct impression that she is no oil painting and this is confirmed when she does hove into view and strangely “a bit” means “stark bollock”. Still mad naked women are mad naked women and beggars can’t be choosers and like drinking Dr Pepper she certainly was far from “The worst that could happen”

Soon enough she goes back inside saving the people of Smalltown from more nudity based embarrassment/entertainment. She re-emerges fully dressed (in her own clothes i assume) and heads off.

Now technically being naked is not really a crime. It doesn’t count as indecent exposure unless you flash the gash (sorry that was crude) so she didn’t break the law per se. She did, however cause concern to the public and a disturbance of the peace. I think the easiest solution was the one that was taken and sadly the poor lady was detained under the Mental Health Act.

What I want to know is when the busty blonde sane women is going to re-enact the whole thing. My life needs more nudity!

I would be interested in the views of any law types that read this as this is my layman’s understanding of the situation. If there is a law against boobies please comment!


June 6, 2009 at 18:05 2 comments

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