My Eyes. My Eyyyyyyes
June 21, 2009 at 02:46 2 comments
Sometimes people get drunk. Often they are men and rather large.
They get arrested for being Drunk and Incapable but are so big that backup is needed to lift them unwillingly into the van.
Then you find that its a real struggle to get them even near the van. Perfect solution. Bigger van.
The bigger van arrived. 6 Officers now manhandle the drunken fool into the back. As they lift 4 at the arms/shoulders 2 at the feet, bum hanging down. His trousers head south.
My camera has a perfect view of his bulbous buttocks, rather brown crack, winking ring and two rather saggy teabag like testicles. He is quickly covered up but not before I try to tear my still living eyes from their sockets and drown them in the strongest bleach I can find.
Somebody pass the Ajax!
Sometimes I wonder if this shit pays enough…
Entry filed under: drinking, general, nudity. Tags: drunk, nudity.
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Paul | June 21, 2009 at 12:47
What does drunk and incapable mean in the real world? Different countries would have different definitions, surely? Is it literally people who are so paralytic they can’t move?
I mean, I often stagger home from the pub but I always manage to get there in the end including crossing a busy main road.
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Paul | June 21, 2009 at 12:54
Ah – it’s here. So it’s basically people that can’t get home. Fair enough.